Hello there you beautiful, sleep deprived and over-caffeinated wonder woman.
Beauty preserves? Yes please, cause hot dam that’s my jam! Stick around for some fresh baked beauty, not from a can. Then you can watch me whip, whip these recipes up, then give the yay ney on what works or not.
Seriously though, these are my tested, tried and true recipes that will take you from a sun-dried raisiny prune back to a youthful plump juicy sweet piece of fruit.
….Or at least you will feel like one while you slather on these concoctions. I make no claims that this turns back the clock without other aids. But hey all is mental, so if you believe it you can achieve it. Just remember that little ant, who moved that rubber tree plant.